Robin Behn
CAREER COUNSELING FOR FREQUENTLY MISSPELLED WORDS: FLUORESCENT, ITINERANT CHAUFFEUR AVEC SIZABLE BICYCLE
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| Prominent qualities? | Optimism. Plagiarism. |
| Relevant assignments? | Cemetery surveyor. |
| Livelihood deferments? | Zealous youth. |
| Waivers? | Wavering theory allotment... |
| Preceding existence? | Catastrophe. Zodiac vaccinated. |
| Endorsements? | Aluminum Xylophone College. |
| Hindrances? | Extraordinarily inflammable scissors! |
| References? | Statistics surgeon, nineteenth century shepherd. |
| Embarrassing developments? | Yacht liaison. Grocery tragedee. |
| Developing embarrassments? | Weird exhaust. Exhausted vegetable jewelry. |
| Disappointments? | Secretary liquefied. |
| Bankruptcy? | Theirs! Forty villains! |
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| Encyclopedia inhabitant? | |
| Kindergarten zoologist. | |
| Encyclopedia zoologist? | |
| Kindergarten inhabitant. | |
| Bicycle permissible? | |
| Pageant ordinance. | |
| Precious hosiery? | |
| Absorbent? | |
| Audible. | |
| Mandible? | |
| Laudable. | |
| Warranted? | |
| Waranteed. |
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I found myself on a plane with only a stenographer's pad to write on. On the back cover was a list of frequently misspelled words that seemed to want to rearrange themselves, to audition for a better job.