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Poetry by Reid Baer


CULTURAL ANOMALIES


I explained
I had been sweating like a pig
hoping around like a frog
flapping my arms like a bird
spinning like a wooden top
twisting like Chubby Checkers
and running in circles like a crazy man.

My shrink hesitated then gave me pills.

I related the same
to my Guru
who promptly
congratulated me.