Andrew Keller Front page photo, "cordones del ojo"
Andrew Keller is a guy who does things. His second language is Simpsonsese. His grandmother thought he would be a chef, and he's toyed around with the idea of becoming a pianist, a violinist, a guitarist, a rock star, a waiter, a lifeguard, a piano tuner, a librarian, an actor, a writer, a poet, a physics major, a music teacher, a broadway actor, a spanish speaker, a collage maker, and an extrovert. Right before sleep, he imagines wrecking balls poised to destroy grandfather clocks hidden in trees.